Best Sassy Instagram Captions

Best Sassy Instagram Captions

1. 1. Life goes on, with or without you.
   2. 5’2 my height but my attitude 6’1.
   3. Don’t study me. You won’t Graduate!
   4. Let your heart be free to enjoy the outdoors.
   5. I do very bad thing and I do them very well.
   6. If you’re honestly happy, forget what people think!
   7. If you treat me like an option I’ll leave you like a choice.
   8. Her attitude savage but her heart is gold.
   9. When you are Downie, eat a brownie.
   10. It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.
   11. When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance.
   12. At least this balloon is attracted to me!
   13. Watch more sunsets than Netflix.
   14. I must destroy you with hugs and kisses.
   15. Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
   16. I woke up like this.
   17. I heard you’re a player. Nice to met you, I’m the coach.
   18. Always remember you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
   19. I’m as single as a dollar and I’m not looking for a change.
   20. I know I changed baby. That was the point.
   21. The difference between a pizza and your opinion is that I only asked for the pizza.
   22. Life is a bitch. So learn how to fuck with it.
   23. Some people just need a high-five in the face with a chair!
   24. You are limited addition. Like me, just different.
   25. Rule#1: never be number 2!
   26. I am sassy and I know it!

1. No tears left to cry
2. It’s ok if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.
3. Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.
4. Paint me a picture of your true colors.
5. If you can’t remember my name just say “chocolate”….. I’ll turn around.
6. My Ex asked me, “where are you moving? I said, “Onto better things”
7. Our brains are sick but that’s okay because our grades matter more than our health anyway.
8. Sorry to ruin the fun honey, but hating me won’t make you pretty.
9. Don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee!
10. If you are reading this I’m beautiful.
11. If someone gets in the way of you being beautiful, just fucking eat them alive.
12. Life is short to wear boring dresses.
13. I’m just trying to find balance.
14. I may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.
15. INSIDE that’s where you need to look.
16. I’m on my worst behavior.
17. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
18. Karma is a bitch but so am I.
19. Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.